This is too ludicrous to pass up.
This Australian is offering his "life" on eBay, check it out here: http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=110078904033.
This includes all his possessions, all his skills (which he will teach you) and all his friends and "potential lovers". Oh, and 2 nemeses. Hahaha. Hopefully one of them isn't Beth Axelrod.
Other comically ridiculous aspects of the auction:
- The person who posted this is not the person who's life the winning bidder will receive, because they are computer illiterate (sorry, guess I can't bid...)
- The winning bidder does not get his driver's license, passport, etc. because "This is more of a social life and mentality as opposed to a new legal identity".
- Someone asked him "If I, as a female, win, do I get the appropriate male appendages included for the transition?" The answer? "No..."
- In big bold letters: "Serious bidders only please."
