Why did no one tell me we entered an alternate universe today?

OK, first Deborah sends me this opinion column from ABC News about the bias and decline of the media, and then I find this commentary from CNN about how Obama is a big fat (rich) liar. Even weirder...I found the latter on the front page of digg (which in my opinion stands for something like "democrats in good graces"). And neither of the articles are from Fox News....what's going on here?!?